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Old 06-20-2008, 08:08 PM   #121 (permalink)
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I stalked this girl in high school just to fuck with her. I stuffed death threats and typical serial killer shit into her locker. Remained hidden to her yet sat with her on lunch and watched her every reaction to every letter, and every word. Every tear, every OMG, etc. Long story short I got arrested but I was 17 so no jailtime, and I got 24 hours community service which I spent stuffing envelopes and other filing shit for this after school center. That's prob why I work in an office. I turned the experience into a + and instead of stalking people I started writing songs about stalking and killing people. 11 years later I'm married with two kids, and mixing down my third album which comes out on Halloween. Which reminds me. www.myspace.com/twinwidowmafia to hear my new track Sculpture Made of Poo
You were sending scary letters unprovoked to someone just to fuck with them, so they decided to make you stuff envelopes as a punishment? It's like making a klepto clean your shop after you close.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:11 PM   #122 (permalink)
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I'm rather erratic and senseless at times....
but how was the tuna and jam?
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:15 PM   #123 (permalink)
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You were sending scary letters unprovoked to someone just to fuck with them, so they decided to make you stuff envelopes as a punishment? It's like making a klepto clean your shop after you close.
yep. it's also where they had the hotline for students to call for child abuse, suicide, etc. I heard students take calls all the time. But it was cool cus they had vending machines, internet ala 1997 and a Nintendo.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:19 PM   #124 (permalink)
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yep. it's also where they had the hotline for students to call for child abuse, suicide, etc. I heard students take calls all the time. But it was cool cus they had vending machines, internet ala 1997 and a Nintendo.
You just reminded me of the opening of Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:13 PM   #125 (permalink)
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The worst thing I ever did happened when I was 11 or 12. This girl that went to my school had her mom die in a car accident. I was in a fight with her on the bus on the way to school about a week after the accident and, being a stupid kid, said in the heat of the fight "You are so ugly... that's why your mom died". Even though I was just a stupid kid and I apologized to her for it afterward, I still feel bad every time I think about it.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:16 PM   #126 (permalink)
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I once hit a lion with a snowball. It gave a little surprised roar and ran away. I just feel bad that not only is this lion stuck in a zoo in Cape May, NJ but now some asshole kid is throwing something that's not in it's natural habitat at it.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:16 PM   #127 (permalink)
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You picked on a LION?
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:36 PM   #128 (permalink)
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You picked on a LION?
Yeah, I guess it was kinda ballsy since there was only a chain link fence between us.

My bf just told me the worst thing he's ever done that didn't occur when he was intoxicated:

He was 12 and his sister's friend rode her bike from a mile away balancing the game of LIFE so the friend and my bf's sister could play. When the friend showed up my bf lied and said his sister wasn't home. The friend went to ride home but got into a bike accident and her LIFE game got smashed on the sidewalk and she lost all the little pieces.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:57 PM   #129 (permalink)
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but how was the tuna and jam?
Surprisingly, the tuna and jam and cheese go well together...thanks to the meatish taste of the tuna, the sweetness of the strawberry jam softened it...and cheese is just always good. >_> Your ex had good taste after all...but I didn't add the juices...don't know how that would go...
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After giggling about this thread for many days now, I've remembered a particularly awful thing I did.

My dad got a house on Fire Island, NY and invited me to stay with him and his new girlfriend for a week. At this point, I was 11 and my dad and I were relatively estranged and all of the time we had spent together had been just him and I, no girlfriend.
So we get up there, everything is going fine until this bitch girlfriend starts treating me like her kid and yelling at me. She starts telling me my mum gave me no manners and that "she could teach me a thing or two about respect". This put me over the fucking edge.

The next day we all went sailing. My dad went back to the house to grab some sun block and so it was just her and I on the boat. I feigned innocence and asked for a turn steering.
This was a small boat, so I tugged as hard as I could to the left, and over the boat went.
Oh yeah, with her purse, cellphone, and driver's license all sinking to the bottom of the ocean. She was weak swimmer and I nicely paddled back to shore leaving her with the boat to turn back over and sail back into the dock.

Good summer.
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