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Rhian · 04-18-2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by firefighter_chick

why didnt I get to talk to you more? bew to that

Agreed.

Sparrow · 04-19-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

none...

What the MotherFuck??? First ViolaChick comes back STILL a virgin, now I find our dear, dear NAJ also having went without.

I am ashamed of all of you who could have, but didn't. If KATG week is about anything, it's about sucking and fucking with your fellow fan. Step it up, y'all.

NAJ, am I right?

K.9 · 04-19-2009, 11:39 AM

Dude, I just read through all 72 pages in two sittings, and I have to say, you are the shit! I really enjoyed it and learned a lot, thanx for helping me procrastinate...I have 2 questions that i don't think have been asked yet:
1- How do you approach women? What I mean is, do you just start talking like everything is normal, or do you reference the whole no arms thing, maybe crack a joke to break the ice.
2- Do you have some form of a physical greeting, like a hand shake? Maybe a foot shake, head bump, any thing? Also, has any one instinctively stretched out there hand towards you, then been like, oh, whoops? If so, how awkward is that?

NoArmsJames · 04-21-2009, 11:57 PM

it is a bummer i didn't get to shoot my load on any of you this year, hopefully next year will be different. i fly home tomorrow and will answer questions more specifically then.

ElleJ · 04-22-2009, 10:04 PM

Aww, you big sweet talker you!

dzagama · 04-22-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ElleJ

Aww, you big sweet talker you!

I know! I kinna wanna fuck him after that line.

ElleJ · 04-22-2009, 10:29 PM

You totally should.

TeddyPicker · 10-28-2009, 08:32 PM

Is it necessary for you to actually dress up for Halloween?

NoArmsJames · 10-28-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

Is it necessary for you to actually dress up for Halloween?

No, but dressing as a kissing booth has benefits.

Sprout · 10-28-2009, 09:22 PM

What should I be for halloween?

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K.9 Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The HolEy Land Posts: 85	Awesome Thread Dude, I just read through all 72 pages in two sittings, and I have to say, you are the shit! I really enjoyed it and learned a lot, thanx for helping me procrastinate...I have 2 questions that i don't think have been asked yet: 1- How do you approach women? What I mean is, do you just start talking like everything is normal, or do you reference the whole no arms thing, maybe crack a joke to break the ice. 2- Do you have some form of a physical greeting, like a hand shake? Maybe a foot shake, head bump, any thing? Also, has any one instinctively stretched out there hand towards you, then been like, oh, whoops? If so, how awkward is that? __________________ The straight dope on all things outdoors. http://addicted2extreme.blogspot.com/
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NoArmsJames Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,526	it is a bummer i didn't get to shoot my load on any of you this year, hopefully next year will be different. i fly home tomorrow and will answer questions more specifically then.
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ElleJ Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,197	Aww, you big sweet talker you!
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