Ask A Cripple

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

All the best parking spots AND extra attention from the Ho's.

Damn You Cripples!!!

:screaming at the sky face with both fists up:

You should have ended that with 'gets up and walks away

[TeddyPicker]

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I have been to strip clubs. I've never seen a dancer freaked out by my disability. Nor have I been seen as an easy mark. In most cases I get more for less. A lot of dancers let me get away with a lot. I've sucked on their tits, had them rubbing my cock through my shorts, they'll maneuver their snatches over my foot so I can rub, etc...
Once at a club in NYC a dancer let me eat her out in a private room, I only had to buy one dance that lasted three or four songs. So I got Keith beat there.[/QUOTE]


well who knew ho's could be so kind??

[NoArmsJames]

I have been to strip clubs. I've never seen a dancer freaked out by my disability. Nor have I been seen as an easy mark. In most cases I get more for less. A lot of dancers let me get away with a lot. I've sucked on their tits, had them rubbing my cock through my shorts, they'll maneuver their snatches over my foot so I can rub, etc...
Once at a club in NYC a dancer let me eat her out in a private room, I only had to buy one dance that lasted three or four songs. So I got Keith beat there.[/QUOTE]


well who knew ho's could be so kind??[/QUOTE]

Ho's heed karma too

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Fists and walking?

c'mon, gimme this one.

Alright fair enough

[picard102]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

My ex, it would take her days to clean it up.

Is she a crip too? Or just bad at cleaning?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by picard102

Is she a crip too? Or just bad at cleaning?

She's not a crip, just incredibly lazy.

[Allan]

where do you wear your watch and do you play football oh and how do you keep your hands warm when you drive if its cold or hold a hot drink when its cold out

[st0l3n]

Do you have one trick that wows people

My god son has a friend who's is a midget, he can kick himself in the forehead utterly amazing to me.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Allan

where do you wear your watch and do you play football oh and how do you keep your hands warm when you drive if its cold or hold a hot drink when its cold out

On my cock with my cock oh and with my balls

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by st0l3n

Do you have one trick that wows people

My god son has a friend who's is a midget, he can kick himself in the forehead utterly amazing to me.

Ummm I guess people are impressed with how I can open a can of beer/soda with my teeth.

Midgets freak me the fuck out.