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A look back at classic KATG shows from the past. Like fine wine mixed with ignorant vulgar. The guests and stories that stood out.

14: Sympathy for the Devil

with Troy Conrad February 26, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — — Net Worth: Troy Conrad, creator of the entirely improvised comedy show Set List – Stand-Up Without A Net, is in studio
  • — — Bushwhacked: George Bush drops by to talk about the state of America since his tenure as president
  • — — Hitler Was Right?: The gang discuss the nature of evil and whether or not 'villains' know that they're doing bad things
  • — — What An Out Of Touch Dickhead: Mitt Romney referred to Gov. Chris Christie as Pufferfish, according to leaked documents, which Mitt Romney feels betrayed his trust
  • — — Nature Calls: Pooping your pants is the most natural thing in the world, so the argument that homosexuality is unnatural is bunk
  • — — Scrambled Eggs: America may not be receiving the best grades on her report card, but the world grades on a curve, so she’s #1
  • — — Losing Our Religions: The gang discusses when they decided they were atheists
  • — — Just Takin' The Piss: Two teenage girls in Britain won a costume contest by dressing up as the Twin Towers on fire

Guests

Troy ConradTroy Conrad

Pictures


Chelsea Peretti
Chelsea Peretti
Paul Provenza
Paul Provenza
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
George W. Bush
George W. Bush
Troy Conrad as George W. Bush
Troy Conrad as George W. Bush
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler
Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney
The George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum
The George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
Chris Christie
Chris Christie
The Constitution
The Constitution


England's first place Halloween costume
England's first place Halloween costume

13: The Meat of It

with Gary Gulman February 25, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Materials: It's Cat's birthday. Did he play it right?
  • — Pay To Play: Listener Bernadette wants to be on the show
  • — Less Than: Gary Gulman appeared on Tourgasm as the guy who didn't like having his ass grabbed
  • — My Mother Saved Me: Gary describes his upbringing from headbutt fights to college football
  • — A Monster Like You: Being over six feet tall is dangerous and painful
  • — Making Conversation: Gary's dad is a square with one leg and diabetes
  • — Army Men: Gary's childhood friend Billy was the best boyfriend he didn't know he had
  • — You Hate Each Other: Gary hasn't talked to his older brothers in five years
  • — Feelings: Chemda and Lauren had Thanksgiving at their place and made everyone feel super gay
  • — How To Make Vegetables Fun: Gary is 75% vegetarian. Chemda ponders the perspective of livestock.
  • — God-Fearing: Angus T. Jones, the fat kid from Two and a Half Men, is protesting the show as un-Christian filth
  • — Beat It: Chris Brown quit Twitter again after getting in a fight with comedian Jenny Johnson. Sweden got in on the fun.
  • — Peanut Butter: Puck from The Real World is in jail for stalking

Guests

Gary GulmanGary Gulman

Pictures

Gary Gulman
Gary Gulman
Cathryn
Cathryn
Chemda's perverted turkey
Chemda's perverted turkey

Chemda's dinner
Chemda's dinner
Lauren tries to figure out a wishbone
Lauren tries to figure out a wishbone
Angus T. Jones, convert
Angus T. Jones, convert
Chris Brown seems pleased
Chris Brown seems pleased
Jenny Johnson
Jenny Johnson
Rihanna's iconic look
Rihanna's iconic look
Sweden's got jokes
Sweden's got jokes
Puck
Puck

12: Kickstart My Heart

with Josh Gondelman and Gaby Dunn February 23, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Used To Date: Gaby Dunn is back, this time with her ex Josh Gondelman
  • — I Have Had A Day: Rappers like to start songs with laughter and requests for more bass
  • — Have A Baby: The iPad Mini is exactly what consumers weren't looking for
  • — We Do Some Scientists: 79% of listeners think Marcus Queer of Somerset, PA is a liar
  • — Powerless: The New York Marathon is still on despite NYC's devastation. This just in: it's canceled.
  • — Fallout: Gas stations all over New York are running dry. NYC's rat population dropped due to flooding.
  • — Pretty People: A Brazilian model took pictures of herself in front of wreckage and the Internet made fun of her
  • — They're Gonna Walk Soon: A 13-foot shark was punched in the face by a Hawaiian
  • — Taste Test: A British man handed out bags of cocaine to trick-or-treating children
  • — First Of All: A jeep jumping the US/Mexico border got stuck on the fence
  • — Don't Do That Thing: Gaby was in an abusive relationship that poisoned her against romance. Josh and Gaby gave it a go anyway.
  • — Retard Factory: Josh is so nice that he does more harm than good
  • — Constant Party: A new KATG 30-Hour Marathon may or may not be coming up
  • — Invent A Lightsaber: George Lucas is donating the proceeds of selling Star Wars to education
  • — More Pop: Taylor Swift didn't win anything at the Country Music Awards

Pictures

Gaby Dunn and Josh Gondelman
Gaby Dunn and Josh Gondelman
Marathonian generators
Marathonian generators
End of Days
End of Days
"There's a tree in the road. And I'm pretty."
"There's a tree in the road. And I'm pretty."
"Watch while I sit on this car. They should have parked elsewhere. Then again, I am pretty."
"Watch while I sit on this car. They should have parked elsewhere. Then again, I am pretty."
"All this destruction really makes you think. About how pretty I am."
"All this destruction really makes you think. About how pretty I am."
"They offered me a ride to safety, and in return, I'm pretty."
"They offered me a ride to safety, and in return, I'm pretty."
"If you're looking for a bombshell, you've found her."
"If you're looking for a bombshell, you've found her."
Abort!
Abort!
"Hey, I'm hot too."
"Hey, I'm hot too."
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of four billion dollars."
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of four billion dollars."
Taylor Swift, underachiever
Taylor Swift, underachiever

11: Let's Hear It for the Boy

with Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer February 18, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Four More Years: Besse Cooper, the world's oldest living person, recently turned 116
  • — Ego: Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer brag about their upcoming self-titled show on MTV
  • — Hide My Disdain: Nikki and Sara are tired of putting up with shitty co-panelists
  • — Mustard Stains: Having your own show means hurting your friends' feelings
  • — Burning Heels: Waiting in line at a club is nearly as fun as being garrotted
  • — Finish Strong: Danny Hatch wafts his wisdom through the Internet via Tumblr and That's the Show with Danny
  • — Classy: Keith is interviewing Myka Fox so as to ruin their friendship for the sake of entertainment
  • — Super Grumpy: Being mean is not okay even if you're perioding
  • — Bad: Nikki once threw up after a night of verbal abuse from an old boyfriend, and Sara is still affected by the criticisms of an ex
  • — We Hate People: Nikki doesn't want to release a CD for fear of judgment
  • — Actually: Sexy-Ex-Intern Mike learned to be nicer in response to criticisms from Keith and Chemda
  • — Take That Load: Superman is dating Wonder Woman according to Us Weekly
  • — Dick On Your Mouth: A Ukraine art installation legally mandates marriage between participants
  • — Road Rage: A Montana man pretended to be Bigfoot and got run over and killed. Nikki once hit a child molester with her car.

Pictures

Besse Cooper on her 116th birthday
Besse Cooper on her 116th birthday
Danny Hatch is shaking
Danny Hatch is shaking
Myka Fox in her anime morph
Myka Fox in her anime morph
Sexy Mike tests Spooky's theory
Sexy Mike tests Spooky's theory
No more Kryptonite condom
No more Kryptonite condom
Ukraine's Sleeping Beauties
Ukraine's Sleeping Beauties
Everybody knows cars is 'fraid of bigfoots
Everybody knows cars is 'fraid of bigfoots

10: Who Fuckin' Knows

with Patrick Carlin January 2, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Hippie: Patrick Carlin, who isn't dead, is in studio
  • — Juvie: Patrick's bad boy streak started when he was a toddler and continued through school, the Air Force, and up to this day
  • — Sibling Pride: Patrick and his younger brother George were close together growing up after escaping with their mother from an alcoholic, abusive father
  • — Dry Carlin: Patrick blew a .24 after being pulled over for drunk driving, which led him to stop drinking
  • — WWW: Patrick doesn't know if he's on The Internet, but he has a website and adds people on Facebook
  • — Holy Matrimony: Patrick and his wife of 56 years got married on Holy Saturday after scaring the priest with tales of living in sin
  • — Necrophilia: Patrick is 81-years-old but still has sex, because what is he gonna do, not have sex?
  • — Content: Patrick isn't envious of his brother's success

Pictures

Patrick Carlin and Lauren Hennessy
Patrick Carlin and Lauren Hennessy
George Carlin
George Carlin



Alan Thicke
Alan Thicke
The cast of The George Carlin Show
The cast of The George Carlin Show
Ethel Merman
Ethel Merman

9: That Metal Show

with Jim Florentine January 1, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — The Day The Laughter Died: Keith saw Jim Florentine open for Andrew Dice Clay, and Keith took great pleasure in watching Jim's set deteriorate into a profane shouting match with the audience
  • — Dr. Pepper: Jim's most recent CD, 'Awful Jokes From My First Comedy Notebook,' is literally exactly what its title implies
  • — Comedy Metal Midgets: Keith hypothesizes that the music he and Jim enjoy was actually never any good at all
  • — Deathstyle: Keith was sickened by the Metallica documentary Some Kind of Monster
  • — Terrorizing Telemarketers: Jim has a series of albums that document his tomfoolery with telemarketers who call him which led to his casting on Comedy Central's Crank Yankers and working with Eminem
  • — Fired: Jim appeared on The Apprentice, performing stand-up for charity. It did not go well.
  • — Savior Complex: Jim's girlfriend Jade committed suicide 6 years ago and he met his current wife at a concert Jade told him to go to in a dream
  • — Bologna: Jim dated Robin Quivers, Howard Stern's co-host, but doesn't know whether or not she's currently healthy

Pictures

Jim Florentine
Jim Florentine
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay



KISS
KISS
Metallica
Metallica
Metallica?
Metallica?



Metallica's St. Anger
Metallica's St. Anger

Jim and "Special Ed"
Jim and "Special Ed"
Jim and "Bobby Fletcher"
Jim and "Bobby Fletcher"
Eminem and "Special Ed"
Eminem and "Special Ed"
Jim and Jade
Jim and Jade
Jim wife his wife Samantha and their son
Jim wife his wife Samantha and their son
Dionne Warwick
Dionne Warwick
You'd think a psychic wouldn't need a bell
You'd think a psychic wouldn't need a bell
Robin Quivers
Robin Quivers

8: Special Education

with Eugene Mirman December 31, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Starstruck: Eugene Mirman of Bob's Burgers is in the studio, much to Chemda's delight
  • — DC In Helsinki: Eugene receives plenty of mean messages over the Internet, as evidenced by the single bad review his book got, written by 'a big fan'
  • — Star Talk: Eugene loves space and laments the imminent shutdown of the NASA program
  • — Resource Room: Eugene was in special education for 6 years because he lip-synched a Bill Cosby routine for a book report and made things up during a reading comprehension test
  • — Highbrow Education: Eugene designed his own comedy major in college and performed a 1-hour stand-up act for his thesis
  • — Car Talk: A woman tried to flee the scene of a crime by hijacking a child's battery-powered toy car, and Chris Brown threatened a parking attendant over having to pay $10 for valet service
  • — Wild Animals: A woman in Zimbabwe started having sex with her boyfriend only to be mauled to death by a lion as the boyfriend hid and watched, and Keith is positive in his belief that Harry Potter had sex with a horse

Guests

Eugene MirmanEugene Mirman

Pictures

Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Iron Man 3
Iron Man 3



Eugene and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Eugene and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce

Jamie Craft, drunk driver
Jamie Craft, drunk driver
The getaway vehicle
The getaway vehicle
Chris Brown
Chris Brown
Daniel Radcliffe in Eqqus
Daniel Radcliffe in Eqqus

7: Sister Wife

with Ilana Glazer and Eliot Glazer December 30, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Hulk Mode: Eliot Glazer's sister Ilana Glazer of Broad City enjoyed seeing Keith lose his shit over the sound
  • — Lost And Alone: No one wants to have their own kids anymore
  • — Cage: Keith married Ben and TJ but recently got an invitation to their wedding
  • — Wrestling A Bear: Pussy Riot, a Russian punk rock band, was arrested for being hooligans after an anti-Putin performance
  • — Riled Up: Madonna was sued by Russian activists for liking gay people
  • — How Can You Say No: The wife of a victim of the 1972 Black September murders was turned away when she asked the Olympics board to honor the dead
  • — Nice Italian Dinner: Eliot is a fan of the way Mary Jo Buttafuoco handles being shot in the face
  • — Everybody's Gay: Eliot and Ilana have a retarded friend who thinks piano players can't be gay
  • — Extra Boomerangs: An Australian political ad called the rival candidate a jerk-off
  • — Inoperable: Tony Scott, director of Top Gun, jumped to his death at age 68
  • — Zingers: Phyllis Diller died in her sleep at age 95
  • — Mix Tapes: Nicki Minaj will most likely be a judge on American Idol
  • — Attention Span: Keith isn't a fan of Lenny Bruce
  • — Eeehhhhh: Eliot, Ilana, and Chemda are on their best behavior in restaurants to make up for being Jewish

Pictures

The perp wire
The perp wire
Keith's Justice
Keith's Justice
Out with the old
Out with the old
In with the new
In with the new
Then why don't you marry me?
Then why don't you marry me?
Pussy Riot
Pussy Riot
Go back to Russia
Go back to Russia
Mary Jo, Joey, and Amy
Mary Jo, Joey, and Amy
A rapist? With that face?
A rapist? With that face?
Earthy's Mightiest Heroes
Earthy's Mightiest Heroes
Liberace wasn't gay, he was on TV
Liberace wasn't gay, he was on TV
The latest KATG Tattoo
The latest KATG Tattoo

6: Fifty Shades of Gay

with James Adomian December 29, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Basic Human Rights: Todd Glass came out on Marc Maron's WTF, and now Maron continues the trend on KATG
  • — Long Overdue: James Adomian won the 2011 KATGuh Award for Best New Guest
  • — King Of Thrones: Keith and Brother Love watched Game of Thrones and had an awesome time, and James is attracted to Peter Dinklage
  • — Gay Car: James explains the differences between New York gay and L.A. gay
  • — Respectable Cunt: England rewrote word definition because The Queen of England wants her Diamond Jubilee now
  • — I Plan To Be Fucked: Michael Caine shares his thoughts on Batman and comedian Mike Lawrence, and Richard Branson plots to destroy the Earth
  • — I Always Bring Gary Busey With Me: Scout Willis was arrested for drinking on the NYC subway and for using a fake ID upon arrest
  • — Did I Do That: Actor Dee Jay Daniels of 90s family sitcom fame is one of 3 men who stabbed someone outside a nightclub, and he faces life in prison
  • — Buyer's Remorse: Donald Trump is suing Miss Pennsylvania who claims that Miss Universe is rigged. Donald Trump comes out as gay on the show.
  • — Zombie Apocalypse: A shoplifter chewed off part of a Connecticut store owner's bicep muscle after being caught
  • — Please: The NYC Health Department is urging the Jewish Orthodox community to stop sucking babies' dicks
  • — Don't Believe The Lies: Pat Buchanan and Jesse Ventura tell tales of their homosexuality
  • — At Peace With Hitler: A hypothetical D-Day loss letter by General MacArthur was found
  • — Christmas Time Faggots: Fred Phelps of God Hates Fags fame reveals his gay side

Guests

James AdomianJames Adomian

Pictures

Marc Maron
Marc Maron


2012's Her Royal Highness The Queen Majesty
2012's Her Royal Highness The Queen Majesty
Michael Caine
Michael Caine
Richard Branson
Richard Branson
Scout Willis
Scout Willis
Gary Busey
Gary Busey
Dee Jay Daniels
Dee Jay Daniels
Donald Trump and ex-Miss Pennsylvania
Donald Trump and ex-Miss Pennsylvania
The latest zombie
The latest zombie
Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan
Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura
General MacArthur's backup letter
General MacArthur's backup letter
Fred Phelps
Fred Phelps

5: Just the Tip

with Robert Kelly December 26, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Warm Cake: Sticking the tip of your penis into a warm and moist vagina is such a great feeling for everyone
  • — Show Me Your Diaper: A 95-year-old woman was forced to remove her diaper because her dried and caked urine posed a possible terrorist threat at the airport
  • — Desensitizing Your Sex Life: Robert Kelly has trouble doing anything dirty with his wife because he views her as a pure woman
  • — Unplugged From The Matrix: Robert talks about his sex-capades and why we do crazy sexual things
  • — Blood And Tears: It’s okay to cry, and Robert finds period sex to be on par with poop sex
  • — Good Choice: Having other men hit on your girl confirms that you are dating a hot-ass woman
  • — We Are Having Sex: Sex with a black girl is a way different experience than trying to warm up your average white chick
  • — Circle Jerks: If you didn’t at least masturbate in front of your buddies as a kid, there might be something wrong with you
  • — Something Happened: The first time Keith jerked off, he was in the same position as when you receive the body of Christ at church
  • — Giving and Receiving: Not all girls getting dick pics from famous dudes are in it for the money and fame
  • — Power and Violence: Robert was physically abused by his step-father for years and years until one day he took a stand
  • — Thanks Pal: Isn't it a shame that comics can’t feel anything or relate to their friend’s feelings?
  • — Milking Me: Jim Norton doesn’t like threesomes. I don’t want to bang a she-male, so I can relate to that.
  • — School: Robert wishes he could go back and learn the basics of math and grammar
  • — Severing Ties: Robert doesn’t want to reconnect with his abusive stepfather
  • — Worth It: Robert isn't going to avoid saying something funny on stage just because his wife might be offended
  • — Just A Sip: Robert had his first drink in the 1st grade, but has been sober for 25 years now
  • — Go Tiger: Tiger Woods finally got an ad endorsement. For topical cream. In Japan.
  • — Pulling Out: Anthony Weiner’s creepy looking wife is finally leaving him
  • — Borders: Everybody cheats in their head, unless you’re Chris Hansen, then you do it for real

Guests

Robert KellyRobert Kelly

Pictures

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly
The woman whose diaper was checked by the TSA
The woman whose diaper was checked by the TSA
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
Tiger Woods' new ad endorsement
Tiger Woods' new ad endorsement
Chris Hansen
Chris Hansen
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