Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[djoh615893]

Originally Posted by 12side

done, and done. But now no one ever talks to anyone so you live in lonely misery for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to drive to NH in this silly snow

Done! Now you're a walker.

I wish that this war in Afghanistan suddenly ended, and we all go home.

[BrownEyedBtch]

Originally Posted by djoh615893

Done! Now you're a walker.

I wish that this war in Afghanistan suddenly ended, and we all go home.

Granted. The entire armed forces will crash on your couch,drink all of your beer, eat all your food, and bang your woman.

I wish the KATG relationship book was out now!

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I wish the KATG relationship book was out now!

Granted. But you get a bootlegged copy and Keith and Chemda get upset at you for not supported the show. You are then banned from the forums.

I wish my boss would stay in her office today.

[djoh615893]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted. But you get a bootlegged copy and Keith and Chemda get upset at you for not supported the show. You are then banned from the forums.

I wish my boss would stay in her office today.

Granted, and you have to bring her chocolates, then hand-feed her them one at a time while she masturbates to pictures of you and grunts like a wild boar.

I wish that retarded bosses would become Darwin award statistics

[hoshnobobo2.0]

Originally Posted by djoh615893

Granted, and you have to bring her chocolates, then hand-feed her them one at a time while she masturbates to pictures of you and grunts like a wild boar.

I wish that retarded bosses would become Darwin award statistics

granted, but they take you with them

i wish that i had the complete box set of the walking dead tv show

[yoav]

Originally Posted by hoshnobobo2.0

granted, but they take you with them

i wish that i had the complete box set of the walking dead tv show

granted but while opening the box you get a papercut and die.

i wish i had a bottomless bag of buttered movie popcorn close by at all times.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by yoav

i wish i had a bottomless bag of buttered movie popcorn close by at all times.

Granted, but you get fat and butter clogs you're arteries and you constantly reek of popcorn. You die fat and alone.

I wish the tsunami that is scheduled to hit Hawaii tomorrow is downgraded so that no one is hurt. Corrupt that, I dare you.

[djoh615893]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted, but you get fat and butter clogs you're arteries and you constantly reek of popcorn. You die fat and alone.

I wish the tsunami that is scheduled to hit Hawaii tomorrow is downgraded so that no one is hurt. Corrupt that, I dare you.

It gets downgraded, and the tsunami doesn't hurt anyone. The barriers built by the shore get knocked down during the resulting party and you're blamed for carnage that ensues

I wish my fat, lazy leech of an ex-wife would die from painful diabtetes complications.

[DudeEMETIB]

Good news. She just did. Bad news, you have the same condition.

I wish I could get over my ex, once and for all.

[i'minu]

Originally Posted by djoh615893

It gets downgraded, and the tsunami doesn't hurt anyone. The barriers built by the shore get knocked down during the resulting party and you're blamed for carnage that ensues

I wish my fat, lazy leech of an ex-wife would die from painful diabtetes complications.

granted, but first she gets thin, sexy, and rich and you want her back, but she dies and your heart is broken for wishing for her death. oh ya i also send you a dvd of me banging her, as she talks about your small dick.

i wish alexandra would turn into a pothead and chill out.