Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[Draconis]

She does, but then she moves on to harder drugs, becomes a meth addict and eventually ruins her life and overdoses. Asshole.

I wish I were a real boy.

[JollyEnglishman]

Granted! But as a real boy, you have to attend real choir practice at real Catholic church. Come the end of a rousing chorus of Come All Ye Faithful, Father O'Malley takes you in the back and ..... now you're a real man, albeit with a lifetime of nightmares and fear of priests.

I wish it would stop snowing in England.

[Claire]

Originally Posted by the1thepwnly

they eliminate him and you in the same hand.

i wish i had a 4.0 in college.

Granted but it is from DeVry University and no one gives a shit.

I wish I had money and time to travel the world.

[DudeEMETIB]

You do, but a nuclear war destroyed pretty much everything you care to see. But at least you'll maybe pick up a pebble that once was part of the Eiffel Tower!

I wish I didn't have to shave.

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

You do, but a nuclear war destroyed pretty much everything you care to see. But at least you'll maybe pick up a pebble that once was part of the Eiffel Tower!

I wish I didn't have to shave.

Granted, but now you have to have an enema in order to take a shit.



I wish I had unlimited frequent flier miles.

[Draconis]

Granted, but now, all flights worldwide have been shut down, due to an uncontained viral epidemic. Also, you die.

I wish I had enough money that I could enable my mum to retire.

[i'minu]

Originally Posted by Draconis

Granted, but now, all flights worldwide have been shut down, due to an uncontained viral epidemic. Also, you die.

I wish I had enough money that I could enable my mum to retire.

but now your broke and she now deciedes " with all my spare time, i 'll work the door at walmart", and you have to bum money off her.

i wish jesus wore pants.

[Cart Horse]

Granted but his pants are Super fugly like Norwegian Ski Team pants.

I wish each day could be one hour longer.

[BrownEyedBtch]

It is, but it's the hour that gets added on to your work day, and your boss hates you.

I wish I understood statistics and didn't have to take the F this term and repeat it next term.

[DudeEMETIB]

You're a statistics whiz and were awarded an A in the course, however you got expelled from the school for smoking dope.


I wish I didn't have to pay for groceries.