Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[DudeEMETIB]

Originally Posted by Draconis

(I lol'd)

Granted, but now he/she cleans obsessively, all the time, and douses you with bleach when you walk through the door, causing you to be blind.

I wish I could have as many kittens as I wanted, without being considered fkn crazy.

Granted, you have all the kittens that you want, but they're dead and stuffed...by you...and nobody thinks you're fuckin' crazy...they think you're completely insane.


I wish I never got congested.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

Granted, you have all the kittens that you want, but they're dead and stuffed...by you...and nobody thinks you're fuckin' crazy...they think you're completely insane.


I wish I never got congested.

granted, your head falls off 3 months ago and you never get congested.

i wish i hadn't made DudeEMETIB's head fall off

[DudeEMETIB]

Luckily you didn't, you haven't attended enough Voodoo-it Yourself classes to cast the curse correctly...you did however burn your house down with that curse...STUDY MORE.


I wish I hadn't created a paradox by granting a wish that would nullify the granting of a wish prior.

[Tombo]

Granted, but because you're a slow learner you follow this travesty up by dividing by zero.

I wish I had more of the mac n cheese my gf made today.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Tombo

Granted, but because you're a slow learner you follow this travesty up by dividing by zero.

I wish I had more of the mac n cheese my gf made today.

Granted, but after eating several bowls of it you discover that it was mac 'n toe cheese.

I wish I had more fries to share.

[Draconis]

Granted, but someone has a heart attack after your fry caused them to fall riiight over the cusp of bad health.

I wish I could find the PERFECT flat, no problems, and that my life was rosy.

[Malcolm Is Moore]

Granted but it has a deposit of 500babillion dollars.

I wish I had a working computer.

[bithead]

Originally Posted by Malcolm Is Moore

Granted but it has a deposit of 500babillion dollars.

I wish I had a working computer.

Granted, but it's a VIC=20.

I wish I could change careers tomorrow.

[Malcolm Is Moore]

Originally Posted by bithead

Granted, but it's a VIC=20.

I wish I could change careers tomorrow.

Oh, I haven't heard of those in YEARS. Talk about crappy =P


Granted, but you it's in a garbage dump.

I wish Uni of Mississippi would pass the Admiral Ackbar mascot.

[bithead]

Originally Posted by Malcolm Is Moore

Oh, I haven't heard of those in YEARS. Talk about crappy =P


Granted, but you it's in a garbage dump.

I wish Uni of Mississippi would pass the Admiral Ackbar mascot.

Granted, but they passed the mascot out their ass.

I wish I didn't work in a garbage dump.