Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[BrownEyedBtch]

Granted, but somehow you survived, and you're fucking lonely with no food, water, or sustainable resources.

I wish I really knew whether diamonds are a girl's best friend.

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

Granted, but somehow you survived, and you're fucking lonely with no food, water, or sustainable resources.

I wish I really knew whether diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Granted. You find out that actually everyone but you is a girl's best friend.


I wish I had a harmonica.

[hoshnobobo2.0]

Originally Posted by gumby013

Granted. You find out that actually everyone but you is a girl's best friend.


I wish I had a harmonica.

its a plastic play harmonica

i wish they came out with a new awesome zombie movie every two days

[BrownEyedBtch]

Originally Posted by hoshnobobo2.0

its a plastic play harmonica

i wish they came out with a new awesome zombie movie every two days

They did, but they're only available online, and when you try to watch them, you end up downloading the mother of all viruses, thus destroying your computer.

I wish rap didn't suck.

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

They did, but they're only available online, and when you try to watch them, you end up downloading the mother of all viruses, thus destroying your computer.

I wish rap didn't suck.

Granted. But now rap blows.


I wish I had some pita bread.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by gumby013

I wish I had some pita bread.

Granted, but you are also deathly allergic to it.

I wish I was getting laid every night

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

Granted, but you are also deathly allergic to it.

I wish I was getting laid every night

Granted. But the only person you're allowed to sleep with is your mother.

I wish I had a puppy.

[VTEChnician]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

I wish I had a puppy.

but it turns out to be a puppy that was used extensively for make-up and perfume testing.

I wish that weed was even better than it already is.

[BrownEyedBtch]

Your wish was greatly misinterpreted and now your home is completely covered in weeds, but from the yard. It attached like ivy, and you're trapped.

I wish I hadn't looked at the side of my french fry container and saw just how many calories I was consuming at that moment.

[pocketben]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I wish I hadn't looked at the side of my french fry container and saw just how many calories I was consuming at that moment.

Granted but you are now also blind

I wish I had a new baseball glove