Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[lordfish]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted. But the only person you're allowed to sleep with is your mother.

HAHA Nice on PGS xXx

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I wish I hadn't looked at the side of my french fry container and saw just how many calories I was consuming at that moment.

Granted, you believe they are fat free and eat 50 hammocks full, making you the size of a medium fuel barge

I wish for an amazing work placement in america over the summer

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by lordfish

I wish for an amazing work placement in america over the summer

Granted you are now "The Amazing Lordfish", circus geek, and you spend your days biting the heads of live chickens.

I wish every day was Saturday

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

Granted you are now "The Amazing Lordfish", circus geek, and you spend your days biting the heads of live chickens.

I wish every day was Saturday

Granted. But pay day is Thursday.


I wish I had a kite.

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by gumby013

I wish I had a kite.

Granted. But you get anally raped by a Nazi (if you've read The Kiterunner you'll get this reference)

I wish I was that we had rocket packs (its 2010 for god's sake)

[BrownEyedBtch]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

I wish I was that we had rocket packs (its 2010 for god's sake)

Granted, but yours explodes, immediately killing you.

I wish using glitter as revenge didn't also mean I'd get stuck with some around me as well.

[ben_donghorn]

Nothing glitters in your presence. Anyone who comes in contact with you is immediately stripped of jewelry and all sparkling objects. You have no friends and have to relocate to a lepers nudist colony. Instead of glitter you only see drab surrounding and naked rotting flesh.

I wish America was a free country like the founders intended.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by yoav

this thread totally fucked itself.

Let's restart this bitch.

I wish i could find a nice, inexpensive apartment in Hawaii in a secured building with no problems whatsoever.

[Tombo]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

I wish i could find a nice, inexpensive apartment in Hawaii in a secured building with no problems whatsoever.

Granted, but you can't find any type of work to afford the low rent so you're evicted.

I wish I never had to clean the litter box again.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by Tombo

I wish I never had to clean the litter box again.

Granted, but now the cat shits on your living room floor instead.


I wish I had nicer abs.

[Mike (Not Really)]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted, but now the cat shits on your living room floor instead.


I wish I had nicer abs.

You get nicer abs, but thats a result of the AIDS which leads to your tragic death.

I wish I was a famous stand up comedian.