Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[POON_4x4]

You recieve a new glove from Antonio Alfonseca, but find out you don't have the number of fingers to fit the glove.

I wish I could breathe under water with no scuba gear.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by POON_4x4

You recieve a new glove from Antonio Alfonseca, but find out you don't have the number of fingers to fit the glove.

I wish I could breathe under water with no scuba gear.

granted but now you need scuba gear to be on land, and buying tanks of not-oxygen is really expensive. also, there are no mermaids.

i wish i remembered to sit up straight

[lordfish]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted. But the only person you're allowed to sleep with is your mother.

HAHA Nice on PGS xXx

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I wish I hadn't looked at the side of my french fry container and saw just how many calories I was consuming at that moment.

Granted, you believe they are fat free and eat 50 hammocks full, making you the size of a medium fuel barge

I wish for an amazing work placement in america over the summer

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by lordfish

I wish for an amazing work placement in america over the summer

Granted you are now "The Amazing Lordfish", circus geek, and you spend your days biting the heads of live chickens.

I wish every day was Saturday

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

Granted you are now "The Amazing Lordfish", circus geek, and you spend your days biting the heads of live chickens.

I wish every day was Saturday

Granted. But pay day is Thursday.


I wish I had a kite.

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by gumby013

I wish I had a kite.

Granted. But you get anally raped by a Nazi (if you've read The Kiterunner you'll get this reference)

I wish I was that we had rocket packs (its 2010 for god's sake)

[BrownEyedBtch]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

I wish I was that we had rocket packs (its 2010 for god's sake)

Granted, but yours explodes, immediately killing you.

I wish using glitter as revenge didn't also mean I'd get stuck with some around me as well.

[ben_donghorn]

Nothing glitters in your presence. Anyone who comes in contact with you is immediately stripped of jewelry and all sparkling objects. You have no friends and have to relocate to a lepers nudist colony. Instead of glitter you only see drab surrounding and naked rotting flesh.

I wish America was a free country like the founders intended.

[yoav]

this thread totally fucked itself.

i hope you're all happy, now i'll never sit up straight and america will never be free like the founders intended. - which.. dude, they didn't, they owned slaves.. and repressed their women.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by yoav

this thread totally fucked itself.

Let's restart this bitch.

I wish i could find a nice, inexpensive apartment in Hawaii in a secured building with no problems whatsoever.