Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Mike (Not Really)

You get nicer abs, but thats a result of the AIDS which leads to your tragic death.

I wish I was a famous stand up comedian.

Granted. You go to an open mic to try out your material, have a terrible case of nervous shits on stage and become a youtube sensation overnight.

I wish this wish weren't granted.

[i'minu]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Granted. You go to an open mic to try out your material, have a terrible case of nervous shits on stage and become a youtube sensation overnight.

I wish this wish weren't granted.

granted but instead of him shitting poo he shits out you, because he's a pothead and now your the waste of a subhuman waste.

i wish upstate ny had wild monkeys.

[BrownEyedBtch]

They do. But they get more attention than you do and you become NY's most famous case of vagina repellant.

I wish I looked good in tiny shorts.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I wish I looked good in tiny shorts.

You do. To psychotic sadistic misanthropes.

I wish my demons would evacuate my brain lump.

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by dEadERest

I wish my demons would evacuate my brain lump.

They will, but they'll inhabit your genitals in the form of herpes instead.


I wish I had my own apartment.

[BrownEyedBtch]

Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

They will, but they'll inhabit your genitals in the form of herpes instead.


I wish I had my own apartment.

Granted. It's 100 sq ft with no shower or toilet, and overlooks the dumpster to an Indian restaurant. Welcome to NYC!

I wish it were 4:00 already.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I wish it were 4:00 already.

Granted, it is 4:00 but you accomplished nothing so your boss fires you.

I wish nothing bad ever happenes to me or the people I care about.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted, it is 4:00 but you accomplished nothing so your boss fires you.

I wish nothing bad ever happenes to me or the people I care about.

Granted. You and all the people you care about are never born.

I wish I weren't so sleepy.

[DudeEMETIB]

Bam, you'll never be sleepy again, because you fell into a coma.

I wish I had a new laptop.

[dEadERest]

Bam, you have a new laptop embedded in your forehead.

Sometimes I wish I was nearer to NYC.