Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted, it is 4:00 but you accomplished nothing so your boss fires you.

I wish nothing bad ever happenes to me or the people I care about.

Granted. You and all the people you care about are never born.

I wish I weren't so sleepy.

[DudeEMETIB]

Bam, you'll never be sleepy again, because you fell into a coma.

I wish I had a new laptop.

[dEadERest]

Bam, you have a new laptop embedded in your forehead.

Sometimes I wish I was nearer to NYC.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by dEadERest

Sometimes I wish I was nearer to NYC.

Granted, but now you live in the Jersey Shore house with the whole cast of Jersey Shore. Permanently.


I wish my wedding was tomorrow.

[BrownEyedBtch]

It is, but no one got the memo and no one showed up, including the groom.

I wish I didn't have to get rid of my Hawaii driver's license.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

It is, but no one got the memo and no one showed up, including the groom.

I wish I didn't have to get rid of my Hawaii driver's license.

granted but global warming floods the island and the boat licence bureau is submerged, the only thing that floats is your driver's license so letting go of it = drowning.

i wish i could freeze time.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by yoav

i wish i could freeze time.

Granted, but you can only freeze time for other people while you continue to age, thus aging much faster than everyone you love.

I wish my bills would pay themselves.

[hoshnobobo2.0]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted, but you can only freeze time for other people while you continue to age, thus aging much faster than everyone you love.

I wish my bills would pay themselves.

they do but its from your account and its twice as much for the service.

i wish i got payed at the end of the day rather then every two weeks

[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by hoshnobobo2.0

they do but its from your account and its twice as much for the service.

i wish i got payed at the end of the day rather then every two weeks

Granted, however the daily pay program is paid in Confederate Dollars.

I wish that more people would find a way to be productive in their own little way and mind their own damn business.

[12side]

done, and done. But now no one ever talks to anyone so you live in lonely misery for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to drive to NH in this silly snow