Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[BrownEyedBtch]

Granted. You earn exactly what you need to live on, therefore no money for luxuries such as beer, internet, and prostitutes. At least this show is still free!

I wish I would stop expecting to see the headline "Arty Lange Dies" just because he was hospitalized yesterday.

[club america]

These wishes sound like they could all be put in the next installment of keith's beloved wish master series

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by lordfish

Water still has to fall from the sky, and it is still subzero, hail stones the size of bowling balls rain down kill countless people.

I wish i could actually earn a living

Granted, you earn a living....for someone living in the slums of Mumbi.

I wish for world peace.

[adrenalinem4n]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Granted, you earn a living....for someone living in the slums of Mumbi.

I wish for world peace.

granted. this world becomes dull and lifeless as well as this show and no more rants.

i wish for world hunger and live coverage of all the chaos.

[EastTexas]

Originally Posted by adrenalinem4n

granted. this world becomes dull and lifeless as well as this show and no more rants.

i wish for world hunger and live coverage of all the chaos.

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I wish I would stop expecting to see the headline "Arty Lange Dies" just because he was hospitalized yesterday.

Granted. World hunger causes canibalism and you are one of the first caught killed and eaten on the news.
Granted. The second you lose interest in seeing the headline, it happens and you don't care at all.

I wish I'd die and then be resurrected all zombie Jesus style.

[RachaelBachael]

Originally Posted by EastTexas

I wish I'd die and then be resurrected all zombie Jesus style.

You do but realize that everyone on earth is glad you're dead because you were kind of a dick.

I would love it if all of my debt were paid off.

[hellbent]

Originally Posted by RachaelBachael

I would love it if all of my debt were paid off.

You work hard for years and pay off all of your debt, but the very second you actually pay off the dept, you suffer a massive coronary and die penniless and with a goofy grin.

I wish I could shoot fricken lasers out of my eyes.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by hellbent

You work hard for years and pay off all of your debt, but the very second you actually pay off the dept, you suffer a massive coronary and die penniless and with a goofy grin.

I wish I could shoot fricken lasers out of my eyes.

You get laser eyes but can't control them and accidentally kill everyone you love.

I wish I had a big slice of chocolate cake.

[FreydNot]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

I wish I had a big slice of chocolate cake.

Granted. The cake is so large it fills your entire house. You suffocate and die.

I wish my shift key would work properly.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by FreydNot

Granted. The cake is so large it fills your entire house. You suffocate and die.

I wish my shift key would work properly.

It does, every time you press the shift key on the right your keyboard shifts three feet to the right, and vice versa. Pretty soon using the computer becomes too frustrating for you to continue. Guess we won't be hearing from you after that point.

I wish the walkway outside my place wouldn't ice up so quickly.